Tag: chef
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kitchen nightmares
Once upon a time, an overly confident twenty-two-year-old cook with stars in her eyes and delusions of grandeur interviewed for a job far beyond her experience and nailed it, based on the confidence a fake pair of glasses gives as well as an “exquisite” portobello mushroom risotto made for the higher-ups of a quite famous…
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Earwig HIV
As a high school graduation present my paternal grandmother, my ‘Grammy,’ gifted me a good quality suitcase with a fun ‘Congrats, Graduate!’ card that told me to be sure to use this suitcase, to be more specific I think her beautiful cursive handwriting read something closer to ‘use the hell out of this suitcase!’ This…
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The ‘Vid
I’m sorry. I really do aspire to not be that girl and discuss anything as tacky as my most recent bout of sick or how I’m feeling from it. To be fair, it’s not like I’m looking to regale anyone with a harrowing tale like ‘how long I sat on the tarmac before my plane…
Solicitous Sociopath 