Tag: funny
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Earwig HIV
As a high school graduation present my paternal grandmother, my ‘Grammy,’ gifted me a good quality suitcase with a fun ‘Congrats, Graduate!’ card that told me to be sure to use this suitcase, to be more specific I think her beautiful cursive handwriting read something closer to ‘use the hell out of this suitcase!’ This…
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who wants it
Getting denied at the plasma donation center was a surprising and illogically painful slap of rejection. I was already humming and hawing at the notion of getting cash for my plasma but figured literally anyone could do this; it’s for a good cause, some extra scratch in my pocket, and as an added bonus I…
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mean girl thoughts
It’s really difficult to care for someone who handles pain differently than you. She whines, sighs, hisses, moans, grumbles, and with every breath there is voice, partially a ‘Jessica Rabbit’ throatiness, but mostly it’s like a half-emptied sentient balloon that’s slowly being manipulated to release its air. There is a near constant barrage of sounds emanating from this…
Solicitous Sociopath 