Tag: recipes
-
kitchen nightmares
Once upon a time, an overly confident twenty-two-year-old cook with stars in her eyes and delusions of grandeur interviewed for a job far beyond her experience and nailed it, based on the confidence a fake pair of glasses gives as well as an “exquisite” portobello mushroom risotto made for the higher-ups of a quite famous…
-
Earwig HIV
As a high school graduation present my paternal grandmother, my ‘Grammy,’ gifted me a good quality suitcase with a fun ‘Congrats, Graduate!’ card that told me to be sure to use this suitcase, to be more specific I think her beautiful cursive handwriting read something closer to ‘use the hell out of this suitcase!’ This…
Solicitous Sociopath 